AKPOS AND WIFE (joke)

One evening Akpos and his wife were in bed.
Akpos was reading a book, nd his wife was watching TV. Akpos reaches over nd puts his hand in his wife’s pants then withdraws his hand.
The wife was surprised by this nd thought perhaps Akpos was in d mood 4 a little love.
Few minutes later, Akpos again reaches into his wife’s pants then withdraws his hand....
Now his wife is almost sure that Akpos is “in d mood”.
She decides 2 wait 4 him to touch her a third time and then she will know for sure.
Akpos repeats *the move.*
She then leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns ready for sex.
Akpos, still reading his book, but became surprised when she says,
“Dear, I’m all ready!”.
Akpos asks, “For what?”
She says, “Well, for sex, dear! You’ve fingered me three times in the last 5 minutes, and now I’m ready!”
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